The boy with the amaaaazing memory! joke
There is a talent show, and the announcer walks out on stage. “Ladies and gentlemen,” he proclaims, “and now.. the boy with the amaaaazing memory!” The audience applauds, and a little boy walks out on...
View ArticleSo a pirate walks into a bar… (and 3 other classy pirate jokes Yarrr!)
A Pirate Walks Into a Bar A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s steering wheel stuffed down the front of his pants. He steps up to the bar and the bartender says “Excuse me, but you seem to have a...
View ArticleTweets and Twits for 2010-08-01
Weird, tweets are doubled or tripled up for me today, I wonder what's going on, its kind of annoying. #twitter #
View ArticleKids say the darnest things – mom listening to her young son playing with his...
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his train set in the living room… She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get...
View ArticleWhat happens in dark corners, stays in dark corners
Can’t take credit for this one, read it in Maxim and liked it so much I had to share it: A man comes out of a bar and hears a woman call from a dark area in the parking lot: “Twenty dollars.” Feeling...
View ArticleBittersweet
I thought long and hard for a one-word way to say “happy and sad”. The motivation for such deep thoughts? This joke: A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology then he...
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